Cheetah Piss
Cheetah Piss Strain Review
Don't let the name scare you off. Cheetah Piss is a Cookies-family standout, sour citrus, gassy funk, and an upbeat, social lean that makes it more fun than its label suggests.
55 S. Michigan Ave
Coldwater, MI 49036
Sunday – Saturday: 9am – 9pm
Happy Hour: 4pm – 4:30pm
Cheetah Piss at a Glance
Type
Balanced hybrid
Lineage
Lemonnade × Gelato #42 × London Poundcake 97 (Cookies)
Dominant terpenes
Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
Flavor
Sour citrus, gas, ammonia funk, faint cheese & cream
Typical THC
~18–24% (varies by drop)
Formats at Banzen
Live resin & concentrates (Homiez), rotating flower
Best time of day
Daytime into early evening
What Does Cheetah Piss Smell and Taste Like?
The name is a nod to the aroma, sharp, sour, and a little funky, but the flavor is more inviting than that suggests. You get bright sour citrus from the Lemonnade side, a gassy backbone, and a faint creamy, cheesy note underneath from the London Poundcake lineage. The terpene mix (caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene) is what drives that lemon-and-fuel combo. It's a strain for people who like their flavor loud and a little unusual, pungent in the jar, smooth and citrusy on the exhale.
The Effects: What Our Budtenders Are Seeing
Cheetah Piss is one of the more upbeat strains on this list. The typical arc opens bright and social, a happy, talkative, sometimes giggly lift, before easing into a light, relaxed calm without pulling you under. That balance makes it a solid daytime-into-early-evening option: sociable enough for hanging out, mellow enough to stay comfortable.
If you like Lemonnade, Gelato, or other bright, citrus-gas hybrids, this is a fun one to keep around. As always, effects depend on the person and the dose. Start low, especially with concentrates.
Who Cheetah Piss Is (and Isn't) For
Reach for it if
you want a social, upbeat hybrid for daytime or hanging out, and you love loud, sour-gas flavor that stands out from the sweet-candy crowd.
Maybe skip it if:
you want a deeply relaxing, sedating night-cap, or you're sensitive to pungent, gassy aromas. We've got sweeter, calmer options if that's more your speed.
What Our Budtenders Said
The name gets a laugh, then the flavor sells it. It's sour, gassy, and honestly one of my favorites for daytime.
If you're bored of sweet candy strains, Cheetah Piss is the reset. Bright, funky, upbeat.
Biscotti's my 'the day is over' recommendation. Tastes like dessert, hits like a nap you actually wanted.
Where to Buy Cheetah Piss in Coldwater, MI
BANZEN Dispensary
55 S. Michigan Ave
Coldwater, MI 49036
Sunday – Saturday: 9am – 9pm
Happy Hour: 4pm – 4:30pm
You'll usually spot Cheetah Piss on our concentrates menu as a Homiez live resin, with flower rotating in and out. Banzen is Coldwater's go-to dispensary for premium cannabis without the premium price tag. That's the Banzen way. Check the live menu, order ahead for pickup, and we'll have it ready.
Cheetah Piss FAQ
It's a balanced hybrid from the Cookies family (Lemonnade × Gelato #42 × London Poundcake 97). Most people find it upbeat and social, leaning a touch toward the daytime side.
Sour citrus and gas with a faint creamy, cheesy undertone. Pungent in the jar, smooth and lemony on the exhale, loud flavor for people who want something different.
It's a nod to the sharp, sour, gassy aroma, a common naming style in the Cookies lineup. The taste is far more citrus-forward and pleasant than the name implies.
It's one of the more daytime-friendly strains on our list, upbeat and social early, with a light relaxed finish rather than heavy sedation. Dose light if you want to stay productive.
At Banzen, 55 S. Michigan Ave in Coldwater. It's most often in as a concentrate, check the live menu or call (517) 781-5132 to confirm what's on the shelf.